anon_e-mouse
03-01-2006, 02:06 PM
I wanted to wish you all "Seasons Greetings, Happy Holidays and Happy New Year", but with lawyers being the wonderful people they are I thought that I should be a little more cautious these days – so please forgive the format if the format requires forgiveness.
From me ("the wisher") to you ("the wishee"), please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
politically correct,
low stress,
non-addictive,
gender neutral,Celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of :
the religious persuasion of your choice,
or secular practices of your choice,
or your choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.Also with respect for the religious/secular persuasions or absence of previously mentioned persuasions and/or traditions/persuasions or absence of for others,
I “the wisher†wishes you “the wisheeâ€:
a financially successful,
personally fulfilling
enjoyable
medically uncomplicatedRecognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006,
(but with due respect and without reservation for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or ***ual preference of the wishee.)
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
This greeting may be subject to further clarification or withdrawal. <LI
This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wisher are acknowledged.
This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement for the benefit of the wishee the inferences contained in this correspondence under any circumstance.
The wisher places no guarantee that this greeting may be enforceable in all jurisdictions and reminds the wishee that they may be bound by the restrictions already in place within the geographical locations that they exist.
This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably as may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
The wisher warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.In good faith
(but not necessarily implying belief or lack of belief, existence or non existence in any higher authority, maker, god, deity, infinite being or personality but not necessarily but possibly anthropomorphic or any supernatural (present or absent) being worshiped as controlling some part of or all the world/universe or some aspect of life or who may be/ maybe not the personification of a force, but rather pertaining to the other well accepted meaning of this phase i.e. honesty, fairness, and lawfulness of purpose and absence of any intent to defraud, act maliciously, or take unfair advantage )
Anon.
From me ("the wisher") to you ("the wishee"), please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
politically correct,
low stress,
non-addictive,
gender neutral,Celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of :
the religious persuasion of your choice,
or secular practices of your choice,
or your choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.Also with respect for the religious/secular persuasions or absence of previously mentioned persuasions and/or traditions/persuasions or absence of for others,
I “the wisher†wishes you “the wisheeâ€:
a financially successful,
personally fulfilling
enjoyable
medically uncomplicatedRecognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006,
(but with due respect and without reservation for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or ***ual preference of the wishee.)
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
This greeting may be subject to further clarification or withdrawal. <LI
This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wisher are acknowledged.
This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement for the benefit of the wishee the inferences contained in this correspondence under any circumstance.
The wisher places no guarantee that this greeting may be enforceable in all jurisdictions and reminds the wishee that they may be bound by the restrictions already in place within the geographical locations that they exist.
This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably as may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
The wisher warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.In good faith
(but not necessarily implying belief or lack of belief, existence or non existence in any higher authority, maker, god, deity, infinite being or personality but not necessarily but possibly anthropomorphic or any supernatural (present or absent) being worshiped as controlling some part of or all the world/universe or some aspect of life or who may be/ maybe not the personification of a force, but rather pertaining to the other well accepted meaning of this phase i.e. honesty, fairness, and lawfulness of purpose and absence of any intent to defraud, act maliciously, or take unfair advantage )
Anon.