Doctor, Doctor

[steveg]

Doctor, doctor

I've got a steering wheel down the front of my pants........

And its driving me nuts!

Doctor, Doctor

Patient - \"I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside\"

Dr - \"howzat?\"

Patient - \"Dont you bloody start!\"

Doctor, Doctor

Patient - \"I'm having trouble pronouncing my F's and Th's\"

Dr - \"Well you cant say fairer than that then?\"

Doctor, Doctor

Patient - \"I keep thinking I'm a dog\"

Dr - \"Well before we start, get off my couch!\"

:lol: